Jimi - The Wallet For People Who Hate Wallets

November 14th, 2006

I’ve been looking for something like the JimXfor a while now, ever since the last time I was mugged. After the hassle of canceling my credit cards and replacing my driver’s license, I stopped carrying a wallet. I keep my money loose in my front pocket, and my ID and credit cards in the back. If I get mugged, I can simply hand them the cash, which is mostly what they’re after anyways. Of course, having all that crap loose in my pocket is annoying as hell, so something like this would be great for organization, and there’s even room to stash a flat USB key. There’s a similar swiss product, as well. Thanks, Treehugger.

EveryTopicInTheUniverse ExceptChickens DOT COM - Save Wikipedia, Promote accuracy at the expense of chickens.

November 9th, 2006

Damn you, Ryan North! Your Canadian hilarity is no match for Wikipedia’s humorless pedantry.

Seriously though, defacing Wikipedia is not cool, but chickens are totally hilarious.

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November 8th, 2006

Insert Vista Pun Here

November 7th, 2006

My computer started dying a few weeks ago, and I’ve been in a struggle to recover it since. I think I’ve finally got all the hardware worked out, but the end result was still a completely corrupted installation of Windows 2000. Now, I’d been thinking of upgrading to XP anyways (I’m pretty happy with it at work, and 2k support is really dwindling), but the damn thing won’t install. It either gives me IRQ errors, or the keyboard just shuts off, preventing me from proceeding. On a whim, I happened to pop in this Vista RC1 DVD I’ve got, and it installed great!

Overall, it’s a pretty neat GUI, but that’s really it. I personally still prefer the straightforwardness of Win2k. I’ve also noticed several bugs already, but that’s expected, seeing as it’s a release candidate, and the software I’m using was written for XP. This will probably just be temporary, until I get the XP thing worked out, but it’ll be interesting to try in the meantime.

Is Spore Just an EA Technology Prototype?

November 6th, 2006

Like every other person I know who’s enjoyed a computer game at some point in their life, I’m anxiously awaiting next year’s release of Will Wright’s Spore. If you’re not one of those people, Spore is like a mash-up of every Sim* game before it: you go from a microscopic organism, to a land creature, to a city/civilization, to a space invader. What’s most ambitious about it, though, is not the theme or gameplay, it’s the content sharing mechanism.

There is no true multi-player in spore, like you see in a game like Sid Meier’s Civilization, but rather content sharing, more like Wright’s magnum opus, The Sims. Of course, in The Sims (and recent versions of Wright’s original best-seller, SimCity), custom content is received on a “pull” basis, meaning you have to seek it out and get it yourself. In Spore, content from other players will be pushed to you. In fact, as opposed to most games that are loaded with art and 3D models from the publisher, most of the content you see in Spore will be coming from other players. How this works is with a massive database of player content, hosted by Electronic Arts (Spore’s owner, and Wright’s current keeper), which will receive any content you create, and send you any content created by others. Of course, I haven’t seen the specifics on how this will prevent the otherwise inevitable outcome of every singe critter I come across being shaped like a giant cock or poorly proportioned and top-heavy naked lady, but I’m sure they have a plan.

It would seem the reason behind this revolution is Wright’s observations in The Sims and SimCity, where it became apparent that you could harm a franchise with too much complexity, and what people really want is limitless flexibility through modding and user created content. Will Wright himself even implied that SimCity has basically been taken as far as it can go without being so complicated that it’s not longer really fun, or even a game. Which is why I was so surprised to hear last week’s announcement of a definite upcoming SimCity 5 and The Sims 3.

My assumption from Wright’s interviews up to this point had been that we’ll basically see a dissolution of the separate old Maxis franchises, and Spore would take on The Sims’ famous expansion pack route to allow “SporeSims” and “SporeCity” add-ons (increasing focus in their respective game areas). In retrospect, it’s foolish to think that EA would allow such prolific franchises to be put at risk (The Sims 2 still dominates the top 10 best selling games list, holding 2-3 title positions at pretty much any given time), but the idea still may be sound.

EA took a lot of heat when Jack Thompson spoke out against The Sims 2 as “worse than hot coffee” and a “pedophile’s paradise,” because modders could theoretically swap out the default barbie & ken skins with more nipply ones. Ultimately nothing really came out of the accusations, since people pretty much stopped taking Thompson seriously, EA had actually done a lot to prevent that sort of thing (like a “censorship” blur whenever a sim disrobes), and as far as I know nobody has actually ever released any nude skins for the child models as he accused. But even groundless accusations are probably bad for business, so it would seem logical to apply whatever anti-dick filtering they’ll be using on spore content to The Sims, as well.

It makes a lot of sense, actually. Instead of going to an unaffiliated site for user-created content, EA could force users to swap hairdos within the game itself. All they’d need to do is call it a feature and give it some snappy name like “Integrated One-Click Hairdo Swapping (IOCHS),” and your girlfriend and grandma alike will appreciate how much easier they’ve made things. Or maybe they’ll even take the Second Life approach, and make separated adult and teen communities, since guys who want to see some sim titties probably make up a small but significant portion of sales.

Only time will tell if this sort of content distribution is a good or bad thing for its users. If it can find a way to create a seamless experience, without stifling my ability to hack away (like a certain technology that starts with “D” and rhymes with “Midgetal Rights Management”), then it could be pretty awesome. Imagine playing SimCity, and seeing buildings pop up that you’ve never seen before. Then again, imagine hideously designed or overtly phallic (as if most high-rises aren’t already phallic enough) buildings pop up that you never wanted to see in the first place. In The Sims, it might be handled better with some sort of shopping mall where I can buy new clothes in-game.

Of course, with EA’s recent track record with invasion of privacy, I can only see this sort of thing as all too tempting to them. Why, isn’t that new SimCity building a Burger King, complete with recent promotional billboard?

Amazingly Bad Xbox 360 Customer Support

November 5th, 2006

Last week, Microsoft released a new dashboard update for the Xbox 360. I don’t use mine for much except Dead Rising and Fight Night, so I never bothered to hook it up to live or anything like that. My options in doing so either involved running a length of cat5 downstairs through the wall, or picking up the $100 wireless adapter. Since the concept of playing games online with prepubescent kids with webcams didn’t really appeal to me, and you needed WMCE to stream video, there was no good reason to do either.

Now, included in the update is the ability to play WMV files off a CD or USB drive, which sounds very convenient for watching my Lost and Battlestar Galactica episodes I’ve downloaded from bittorrentlegally obtained. Unfortunately, I could find no way to obtain this update with a disconnected Xbox, so I contacted Microsoft’s customer support asking if there was a way to download it on a computer and burn it to a CD, as their website even offers instructions to do. This morning, I receive the following response:

Hello Ben,

Thank you for writing Xbox Customer Support!

I do apologize for the inconvenience. I understand that you have some
question on how you want to get the new Fall Update on a Windows Based
Computer so that you can install it on your Xbox 360 console. You need a
high speed internet connection and has a Xbox 360 console. But if you
want to install a New Fall Update on a disc to a Xbox 360, it is not
possible because Fall Update is only updates the Xbox 360 console and it
is not possible to do it. Thank you for your time and understanding.

For further assistance, please don't hesitate to write back or call Xbox
Phone Support at 1-800-4MYXBOX (1-800-469-9269) at your earliest
convenience, and we will be happy to help you. We are open everyday from
9am to 1am EST/ 6am to 10pm PST.

To expedite service, please provide Service Request Number ##########
when you call.

For more information about Xbox or Xbox360, please visit
http://www.xbox.com.

Sincerely,
Norman
Xbox Customer Care Team

Of course, I had already schlepped my Xbox upstairs and hooked it up to my monitor for the update days ago, so this information was too little, too late. But the worst part is how utterly incomprehensible the email is. Let’s look at that again:

You need a
high speed internet connection and has a Xbox 360 console. But if you
want to install a New Fall Update on a disc to a Xbox 360, it is not
possible because Fall Update is only updates the Xbox 360 console and it
is not possible to do it.

This nifty Firefox 2.0 spell checker informs me that those are in fact English words, but when I look at them together, they mean next to nothing. Last I checked, Microsoft was based out of Redmond, not Tokyo. Maybe they’re trying to gain a little extra foothold in their failing Japanese market by offering Engrish as the default customer support language?

Oh, and for the record, the dashboard update was completely ineffective. It wouldn’t play the WMVs I burned to CD for an unknown reason, and my totally standard USB mass storage device wouldn’t even show up. Thanks, Norman!

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November 3rd, 2006
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