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Today, I speak in links:
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My box of worms from Uncle Jim’s Worm Farm showed up today! I can’t remember the last time I was this excited about a sudden invertebrate influx into my home. Thankfully it wasn’t that cold out yesterday, as they sat outside all day and night until I got home at almost 11pm. […]

In the great spirit of last minute Christmas gifts, I’ve decided to build vermicomposters for my family. I already checked with my mom, and she’s down with the worms, but I still need to make sure my brother and father are okay with it. I’ll be using a method like the one described […]

So, apparently some woman named Claire Adams tied up my cousin Peter. I guess Maggie must be pretty open minded, what with them being newly engaged and all.
Peter Sarsgaard, if you read this, I’m still waiting for my wedding invitation. Seriously, just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you can just start neglecting family […]

So, as I’m becoming more and more an actual adult, I’m starting to think a lot about money. Specifically, about how ridiculously irresponsible I am with it. I have a sizeable disposable income right now, which is awesome. I get to buy fancy organic veggies at whole foods, shiny new gadgets, expensive […]

Plumbers from A.J. Michael’s in Baltimore took their time getting here, but did the job quickly and professionally.

So I went into my basement last night to pull my copy of Nuclear War out of a storage bin. When I got down there, I noticed a small lake forming and a steady dripping water sound. After about 12 seconds of investigation, I discovered that the pipe leading into my kitchen radiator […]

So, I’d heard rumors here and there about a vegan take on the whole “Turducken” thing. My goal for this thanksgiving is to make something similar and force my poor family to eat it.