Recipe: Vegan Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies

I’m a very odd man, and sometimes I have the desire to thumb my nose at my veganism with culinary perversions. I’m getting really sick of the weird obsession with bacon that has taken over almost everyone I know these days, and learned recently that most bacon bits (the little red things at the salad bar) are totally soy-based and completely vegan. In possibly a dehydration and sunstroke-induced hysteria, I decided a few months ago that I needed to make Vegan Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This weekend, I finally go the stomach to try it, and they’re good. I did three batches: a control group with no bacon, a batch with the bacon bits mixed into the cookies, and a batch with the bits cooked on top (like sprinkles). My favorite were the ones baked in, but that’s probably because you can’t taste the bacon flavor as much, and I never really liked bacon. Both types really just ended up tasting like a chocolate chip cookie that’s a bit chewy in places, and is kinda salty.

This was actually my first attempt at baking cookies, so I went with a pretty standard recipe, that even matched the back of the Arm & Hammer baking soda box pretty closely (with the obvious vegan equivalents being the main difference). It works out pretty well; they’re damn tasty cookies, if a bit greasy and a bit hard once they’re cold.

Vegan Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients:

  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 vegan butter substitute (I used Earth Balance)
  • 1 1/2 cups vegan turbinado sugar
  • 1 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 2 eggs equivalent egg replacer (I used Bob’s Red Mill)
  • 1 bag vegan semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • Vegan bacon bits (I used McCormick’s “Bac’n Pieces” because they come in “chip” sizes that fit our purposes best)

Instructions:

  1. Pre-heat oven to 375
  2. Mix flour, baking soda and salt in a small bowl
  3. Mix butter, sugar and vanilla in large mixer bowl, and beat well
  4. Mix egg replacer according to its instructions
  5. Add egg replacer gradually to wet mixture, beating constantly, then do the same with dry mixture
  6. Stir in chocolate chips
  7. If you want the “bacon” chips in the cookies, stir it in now
  8. Use a tablespoon to scoop out round balls and place on a cookie sheet
  9. If you want the “bacon” chips on top, place them on now (you can cluster them together, and they’ll spread out when the cookies bake)
  10. Bake about 10 minutes, or until golden brown (they’ll seem a bit gooey still, but will firm up fast; don’t overcook them because they seem too soft)
  11. Let stand for a couple minutes