Is Barack Obama a Stealth Catholic?

Everyone seems to be getting all swept up in Obamarama, but can we really trust this man? It’s not like he’s written books about his life or anything, so how can we truly know who he is?

Did you know that his father, Barack Obama Sr., converted to Catholicism before returning to Kenya? We have no way of knowing how much propaganda was fed to his child before he left.

In Indonesia and Hawaii, Barack may have even attended a Catholic school! We have no way of knowing! Worse yet, during his time as a community organizer in Chicago, Barack worked for the Developing Communities Project, a CATHOLIC church organization!

Of course, none of that is as bad as the most damning fact of them all: his name. Why won’t he release his birth certificate, even though nobody’s ever asked him before? I know I carry mine with me at all times, and pin it to my chest if I think anybody might want to see it. What is he hiding? Is it true that were we to see it, we’d find that his true name is really … Barack Hussein O’Bama?!?!?!