DC Santarchy 2006 Looms
I’m expecting DC Santarchy to be, dare I say “over the top,” nay “off da hook,” this year. Last year was easily around 100 santas when you take into account late-comers and early-goers. Hell, we even had some furries. I’ve also been hearing tales of chartered and organized santa bar-crawls happening on the same day, apparently we’ve even been mistaken for them by some unsuspecting hosts. This can only end well for us. I can just picture another clueless group showing up the following weekend, only to be immediately assaulted by a bar proprietor whose girlfriend santa stole away.
Either way, I’ll be washing out my listerine bottle tonight in preparation. I can’t decide between rum and tequila this year. I’ve got a ton of extra tequila left over from Burning Man, but rum looks much more convincing in the bottle. Maybe I’ll mix both, how can that possibly end badly?
