Oh, google!
Hey, person who browsed to my site from the google search “fuck keanu”, I’d like to know more about you. I was just perusing my logs, and saw your handiwork. But the one thing I’m dying to know is in which way you meant it? Were you happy to find my expression of how much I hate that he’s starring in A Scanner Darkly, or did you mean it in the other way, and browsed through my gallery looking for pictures until you discovered you were in the wrong place?
According to Google Trends, there’s a good chance you’re either from Delhi or LA. I feel like I know you better than you could possibly know yourself, please get in touch with me and we can discuss our agreement or contention at length.
