Yeah, My Cousin is a Freak.
So, apparently some woman named Claire Adams tied up my cousin Peter. I guess Maggie must be pretty open minded, what with them being newly engaged and all.
Peter Sarsgaard, if you read this, I’m still waiting for my wedding invitation. Seriously, just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you can just start neglecting family members that you probably met once when I was too young to remember, but maybe you kind of do.
I mean what are we, soulless automatons?
